Giancarlo Stanton eats Kit Kats wrong, doesn't care what you think

Look at this face. It's the face of a man who doesn't care that he's just committed a crime against candy. You're obviously not supposed to eat a Kit Kat like Miami Marlins slugger Giancarlo Stanton is in this picture, snapped Monday by teammate Dee Gordon.

Even a kid knows the Kit Kat is to be consumed piece by piece. Heck, the Kit Kat's four attached wafers are their own roadmap. But Stanton cares not about sugary societal norms. A little bit of history may be fitting here. Gordon has previously called out Stanton for flying in the face of Kit Kat logic. Below is a tweet from May 28.

So Stanton is very likely doing some tasty trolling. Even if he's not, though, even if this is how he hits Kit Kats every single day of his life, what are you going to do about it? He signed a $325 million contract, looks like this without his clothes on and has this as the ultimate counterpoint:

Maybe Stanton's right and the rest of us are the ones eating Kit Kats wrong?

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