Create-a-Caption: President Obama joins the Brewers

Am I going against my better judgment in serving up a political picture featuring President Obama, Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin and a Milwaukee Brewers jersey that was busy spanning the aisle on the tarmac of Air Force One today? Probably.

But let this be a challenge to the more reasonable Stewies out there. Can the simple joy of crafting a creative and funny C-a-C entry overcome the urge to turn every Yahoo! post into a festival of mud-slinging and name-calling? I'd like to believe that it can, so please prove me right.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C, featuring fashion model Matt Cain:

Matt Cain's great pair of golf pants

1st — Greg F.

"GET OUT. I do NOT look like Mark McGwire 30 years from now."

2nd — Mattingly's Mullet. "You're a free agent at the end of the year? Well then, Yankee Stadium is that way."

3rd — PeDRo. "I'm tellin' you man... a ghost falcon... right here on my arm!"

HM — Beev. "The sweater vests are that way."