Create-a-Caption: Kevin Youkilis shows up to the Super Bowl, gets ComicCon instead

With A-Rod taking his popcorn bucket elsewhere, Sunday's Super Bowl was low on awkward baseball-related storylines. But Kevin Youkilis of the Boston Red Sox did make a valiant effort, showing up to the Maxim party in Indianapolis, where he was greeted by some sort of castoff character from the movie Kick-Ass or something.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from our last C-A-C featuring a Prince and his court:

Prince Fielder lands in Detroit

1st — Jackine.

"Now introducing the $10 hot and ready pizza!"

2nd — Badac. "Keith Richards introduces his new friend and his new perm to the Detroit Tigers."

3rd — The Monkey. "We couldn't get Fielder a jersey that would button all the way?"

HM — Imstillhungry95. Leyland: "Must ... Resist ... Gravitational ... Pull!"