Brandon McCarthy and his Twitter posse pummel MLB analyst Mitch Williams after dumb comment
There's an old saying about not picking fights with men who buy ink by the barrel. In the era of Twitter, it's also wise never tick off a baseball player with almost 120,000 Twitter followers and razor-sharp wit.
We're talking about Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Brandon McCarthy, baseball's pied piper of 140 characters. His latest foe is MLB Network analyst and former pitcher Mitch Williams, who during a Wednesday broadcast used McCarthy's 2012 injury — in which McCarthy was hit in the head by a line drive — as fodder to make a point about why pitchers should pitch inside.
"If you don't pitch in, this is what's gonna happen." - Mitch Williams, during a clip of @BMcCarthy32's injury last year.
— Heard on MLB Tonight (@HeardOnMLBT) July 11, 2013
McCarthy suffered a skull fracture, brain contusion and epidural hemorrhage from the incident, not exactly what you'd deem a "teachable moment." It was, in fact, a very scary moment that didn't need to be boiled down to simple cause-and-effect — not last year, not now.
So McCarthy, as he was certainly justified, fired back via Twitter at the pitcher formerly known as "Wild Thing":
.@WildThingMLBN I hope the clip of me nearly dying helped you make one of your asinine points.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 11, 2013
That would be enough to give McCarthy a KO in this word joust, but then he decided to imagine Williams' basic point in other, non-baseball scenarios:
"If you go to autotrader dot com this is what's gonna happen"- Mitch Williams, talking over a clip of an 8 car pileup
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 11, 2013
And wouldn't you know it? McCarthy created a meme. Many of his followers jumped on board.
@BMcCarthy32 "If you sit down on a toilet, this is what happens." - Mitch Williams. pic.twitter.com/vVJs4K0TGN
— AJ Jones (@justplainaj) July 11, 2013
@BMcCarthy32 "If you build a boat, this is what's gonna happen"- Mitch Williams reviewing some Titanic footage
— Kyle Fielder (@Brave_Chief) July 11, 2013
@BMcCarthy32 "If you're gonna be a rock band, this is what's going to happen" - Mitch Williams on Nickleback
— Christian Allen (@ChristianAllen1) July 11, 2013
@BMcCarthy32 "If you're going to ask for a dog, this is what's going to happen," - Mitch Williams watching Old Yeller with his kids
— Ben Enos (@Benjiii15) July 11, 2013
In the end, McCarthy and his Twitter posse made Mitch Williams a trending topic Wednesday night. Micro-vindication, you might call it.
"If you're going to try to make a point by showing someone being seriously injured this is gonna happen" pic.twitter.com/WF35SlrNPU — Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 11, 2013
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