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Astros to introduce drool-inducing Chicken & Waffle Cone

Chicken and waffles are already a brilliant, yet crazy, food creation. You might initially balk at the idea of combining the two, but you'll immediately understand the hype after your first bite.

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The Houston Astros understand that sweet and salty, like Biggio and Bagwell, are one of the best combinations of all time. That's why they've decided to take crazy to a new level with the Chicken & Waffle Cone.

Your eyes do not deceive you. That's chicken in a waffle cone, served with mashed potatoes and a honey mustard sauce.

While it's tough to justify substituting a waffle with a waffle cone, it's important to note that one of the finest thinkers of our time has endorsed cones of meat.

We've already seen plenty of ridiculous foods introduced by other teams this spring, but this is the first to come with Ron Swanson's professional endorsement.

The Astros ought to just go all the way and introduce the "meat tornado" next. If it's good enough for Ron Swanson, it's good enough for me.

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Chris Cwik is a writer for Big League Stew on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him at christophercwik@yahoo.com or follow him on Twitter! Follow @Chris_Cwik