Andrew McCutchen Fathead terrorizes small dog

Despite a BuzzFeed post that suggests otherwise, popular Pittsburgh Pirates superstar Andrew McCutchen is not universally beloved. In addition to NL Central opponents, the center fielder's known enemies now include a small, fluffy dog whose owner recently decorated his bedroom wall with an Andrew McCutchen "Fathead" wall sticker.

Oh, that poor widdle snowball. Too scared to leave the safety of the bed and venture past a five-tool player in two-dimensional form. With McCutchen's range, can you blame him?

The good news, though, is that a quick search of YouTube reveals other canines who share a similar phobia. And lest you paint all dogs with the broad brush of race-based prejudice, please click down to see the hounds being met with a number of good reasons to growl at the person depicted on the decal.

Namely, being the lucky dog who gets to date Kate Upton, being a member of the Green Bay Packers or Miami Heat or just being Brett Favre.

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