Wed Oct 27 01:50pm EDT
Davey Becks was on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" Wednesday doing a hidden camera bit where he visits an unsuspecting masseuse and Ellen tells him ridiculous things to say to her. And it's actually really funny!
Watch as Beckham reveals his surprising comedic talents by asking the woman to call him Ricky, telling her how hard it is being pretty and mentioning that people sometimes say that he "has skin like baby peaches." All things that I always imagined he tells masseuses anyway, but still hilarious to actually hear come out of his mouth.
And if that doesn't make you laugh, maybe the spurious rumors of Leicester City pursing a loan deal for Becks will. New Leicester manager Sven-Goran Eriksson thinks they're an absolute gut-buster.
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