Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:57 pm EST
Lame game(s) of the week.
Bottom of the barrel:
Is it too much to say ... the entire SEC? It's Homecoming week for several schools in the conference, so we suppose we can't begrudge them all their creamy-middled fun, but does it ever make for a boring, bloody weekend slate. On tap down thataway:
• Tennessee Tech (5-3) at Georgia (4-4)
• Eastern Kentucky (5-3) at Kentucky (4-4)
• Furman (4-4) at Auburn (6-3)
• Memphis (2-6) at Tennessee (4-4)
• Northern Arizona (5-3) at Ole Miss (5-3)
Very gracious of the lesser luminaries to accede the spotlight to LSU-Alabama, no? (Although, in the case of my Vols, I'm frankly grateful -- with that strength of schedule and a defensive line full of holes, we could use the break, and we're surely not the only ones.) Florida, by the way, also draws Vanderbilt this week, which isn't exactly a cupcake game but with a five-touchdown spread might as well be.
The rest of the worst:
• Maryland (2-6) at North Carolina State (3-5)
The Terps have got some legwork to do if they're going to magically conjure up their traditional, inexplicable seven/eight-win seasons. Of course, the way NC State's been playing (four straight losses, including a notable thrashing at the hands of Duke in Raleigh), we wouldn't put it past them to somehow lose twice on Saturday.
• New Mexico (0-8) at Utah (7-1)
In one corner, a New Mexico squad in complete disarray, winless and disjointed to the point of pushing the university for hush money in the wake of a coach-on-coach assault. In the other, a nondescript Utah outfit we're absolutely positive is en route to collapse after barely surviving Air Force and Wyoming the last two weeks. One-sided Mountain West slapfight!
• Purdue (3-6) at Michigan (5-4)
Pick your wounded Big Ten pony this week: The one that was shut out in a 37-0 loss at Wisconsin, or the one that had the audacity to cede a lopsided victory to Ron Zook for its fourth straight conference loss? Wolverine fans are a characteristically somber lot, anyway, and will be potentially despondent Saturday as they watch another team trudge toward the glue factory.
• Utah State (2-6) at Hawaii (2-6)
A pair of two-win WAC teams that combined to go 1-8 in conference games in October, on pay-per-view well past primetime? Where do we sign up?
Western Kentucky Line Watch.
Tracking the odds against I-A's newest cubs.
After giving up 60-plus points two weeks in a row to Middle Tennessee and North Texas, another hopeless slog awaits the 0-8 Hilltoppers this week, when they find themselves 24-to 25-point underdogs to the high-flying scoreboard-busters at Troy. The Trojans have won 11 of their last 12 Sun Belt games and are on their way to their fourth straight SBC title; WKU is still looking for its first league win as a full-fledged member.
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After watching all of the lessor conferences play the weak schedule of playing each other, we decided that for homecoming we would invite in a breather. After all the other conferences play nobody week in and week out, so why not take off one week a year!
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14 ACC
10 Big East (conference only has 8 teams)
10 SEC
9 Big 12
9 C-USA
9 MAC
8 Big 10
7 WAC
6 Mt West
4 Pac 10
4 Sun Belt
ACC had three and Big East had two teams double-dip... SHAMELESS
I'd like to see SEC homers try to argue this fact
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Man, that SEC, what a frikken gauntlet! After facing behemoths like Kentucky, Vanderbilt, Crompton-led Tennessee, Arkansas, down-in-the-dumps Auburn & Georgia, and pre-season hype queen Ole Miss, no wonder they have to schedule loads of creampuffs for non-conference!
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I would attempt to explain how such a patsy OOC inflates the SOS for the entire conference but such effort would be in vain since your feeble mind cannot comprehend such complexities.
Further, your example in #8 only strengthens my argument (Va Tech, two Sun Belt cellar dwellers, and a cupcake). Would you care to expand your counter argument to the 2007 season, when 'Bama lost to national powerhouse Louisiana-Monroe?
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#7, with only 8 teams, the Big East only plays 7 rather than 8 (or in the case of the Pac 10, 9) conference games. Interesting that the Sun Belt plays so few FCS opponents - guess they are too busy collecting those checks from the SEC.
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But remember, the SEC is always supreme & the rest of the PAC 10 sucks- guess that's why UCLA who hasn't won a game in the PAC 10 beat Tennessee in Knoxville..... not to mention LSU struggling to win against 3-5 Washington...
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Seriously, though. Whomever user Ohio State as an example of a tough OOC game, get real. Furthermore, you may say what you want about Florida's schedule, but the fact is, they have HANDLED whomever they were matched up against in the NC game. They had an off year in 2007 when they lost to Michigan, but the weak spot of UF that year was an atrocious secondary, and Michigan was throwing to a guy, Mario Manningham, who is on his way to being a stud in the NFL.
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And of their remaining opponents only S. Carolina has a winning record and they are among the most unimpressive teams in the SEC. They also have the FSU game, but FSU is under .500 or maybe they got back to it, I didn't look, but they are terrible this year. If you want to talk about a cupcake schedule, look no further than UF. It was loaded so that if they didn't get to the title game last year, they could almost walk to it this year.
I am an OSU fan and I will admit that every big school, adds the pumpkins. Some of it is a money thing, some of it is in state agreements to help add exposure for other schools. But, outside the top 3 teams in the SEC the rest of the conference is mediocre and LSU and Bama have been more than Vanilla on offense. We need to stop paying reverance to this conference as such a powerhouse. The top three teams in each of the elite conference could give the others a game. We just get so wrapped up in hype. I mean OSU has been in 3 NC games this decade, one perhaps kinda by default (07). The big 12 has sent teams 3 times, it all goes in cycles, one conference will be better for a few years, then another will take over, then another. Its just how it works. Look in 06 the Big 10 had the top 2 teams in the nation in November, in 08 the Big 12 did. this year its the SEC. NExt year it could be the Pac 10 or ACC.
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