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Sacramento Kings' swingman Francisco Garcia(notes) underwent a successful three-hour surgery over the weekend to repair a fractured forearm and ligament damage to his wrist.

The fifth-year veteran injured himself when the exercise ball he was using to work out popped before team practice on Friday.

No, seriously.

Boom goes the physioball!

Before the injury occurred, the 195-pound Garcia was lying on his back doing dumbbell presses with 90-pound weights in each hand, according to teammates.

Kings spokesman Darrin May said Garcia will spend eight weeks in a cast and is expected to miss at least four months of action. The would-have-been starting small forward averaged 12.7 points, 3.4 rebounds and 2.3 assists last season.

But back to the culprit: Sam Amick of The Sacramento Bee reports that the exercise balls have been removed from the weight room, "with no word yet whether a sacrificial burning of the rubber menaces is yet to come."

An unlucky break? Definitely. But let's try and look at the brighter side of things. Like it or not, injuries happen in sports, and while 'Cisco's is no laughing matter, occasionally, something happens to an athlete that's so strange, so out of the ordinary it's, well, tough not to laugh.

So with that said, here's a list of some of the wackiest NBA player injuries I could remember:

1. Kevin Johnson, Phoenix Suns — After nailing a game-winning basket in 1993, Johnson was mobbed by his teammates. Unfortunately for him, his team at that time included Charles Barkley, who greeted K.J. with a monster bear hug. Barkley squeezed him like a tube of toothpaste and clasped so hard that Johnson's shoulder popped and dislocated. He missed a good two weeks of action.

2. Drew Gooden(notes), Orlando Magic — Gooden was once hospitalized due to an infected leg hair follicle, even though he tried to convince people it was spider bite. The injury broke Gooden's streak of 83 consecutive appearances while he was with the Magic, and treatment included a direct connection to antibiotics through an intravenous drip. After three days, the staph bacteria gave up.

3. Lionel Simmons, Sacramento Kings — Yup. Those poor Sactown fans have been through this before. Kings rookie Lionel Simmons missed two games during the 1991 season when he developed tendonitis in his right wrist from playing too many video games, primarily the Nintendo Game Boy.

4. Derrick Rose(notes), Chicago Bulls — Last season, the talented Bulls rookie missed a practice or two after he needed 10 stitches to close a gash on his arm suffered when he said he rolled onto a knife while eating an apple in bed. "It was a silly incident," Rose said at the time. "I was cutting up some food and I laid on a knife getting lazy in bed. I went to go get a bottle of water, came back, forgot the knife was there, then sat down and sliced my arm."

5. Muggsy Bogues, Toronto Raptors — During the 1999-00 season lil' Muggsy was benched for the second half of a game because he accidentally inhaled muscle ointment at half time. Muggsy had trouble breathing and complained of light-headedness.

6. Charles Barkley, Phoenix Suns — I guess what goes around comes around, Chuck. "The Round Mound of Rebound" was once placed on the injured list during the 1994-95 season with a burned cornea. Apparently the lights at an Eric Clapton concert he attended were too bright causing him to rub his eyes. So what? Well, the ph balance of his hand-lotion was more than his eyes could take.

7. Moochie Norris, Seattle Sonics — Before a Suns-Sonics game in 1999, Seattle placed guard Moochie Norris on the injured list because of insomnia. Norris has said he has slept no more than two hours a night since his mother died in 1990, which, now that I think about it, is not that funny. Sorry, Mooch. I hope you're sleeping better.

UPDATE: I can't believe I forgot this one: Last September, Warriors guard Monta Ellis(notes) tore the deltoid ligament in his ankle and sustained a high-ankle sprain thanks to a "low-speed" moped accident.

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Know of any other insane NBA injuries that aren't on the list? Sound off below.

Thanks to SI.com, Beckett Basketball, AskMen.com, 100% Injury Rate and The New York Times.

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  1. alex m
    1. Posted by alex m Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:42 pm EDT

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    Layla has got Barkely on his knees.
  2. J.E. Skeets
    2. Posted by J.E. Skeets Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:57 pm EDT

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    +1
  3. Lelouch L
    3. Posted by Lelouch L Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:58 pm EDT

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    Paul Pierce's sham injury in the 2007 NBA Finals was the strangest injury I have ever seen.
  4. J.E. Skeets
    4. Posted by J.E. Skeets Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:58 pm EDT

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    Actually, -2, you spelled Barkley wrong.
  5. J.E. Skeets
    5. Posted by J.E. Skeets Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:00 pm EDT

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    ... though I'm one to talk.
  6. Travis
    6. Posted by Travis Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:05 pm EDT

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    Insomnia is rough. I bet there's a good deal of it throughout the NBA, and no doubt entire seasons by some players have been dubbed "off years" due to lack of rest, tired legs, foggy brains, and all the nasty stuff that comes with insomnia.
  7. jb
    7. Posted by jb Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:08 pm EDT

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    :d
  8. devin c
    8. Posted by devin c Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:15 pm EDT

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    Monta Ellis + Moped = Fail
  9. J.E. Skeets
    9. Posted by J.E. Skeets Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:18 pm EDT

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    Devin: Bah! I can't believe I forgot that one. I'll add it shortly.
  10. Jordo
    10. Posted by Jordo Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:26 pm EDT

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    Monta Ellis and a moped, we will never forget
  11. Meadow
    11. Posted by Meadow Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:34 pm EDT

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    len bias and his cocaine overdose celebrating being the number two draft pick
  12. wassupwidyu
    12. Posted by wassupwidyu Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:40 pm EDT

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    how about tony allen's injury? i forgot what year it happened...tony allen got fouled away from the basket but he still went up and dunked the ball...he landed awkwardly and tore up his acl...
  13. joe l
    13. Posted by joe l Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:56 pm EDT

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    Kobe Bryant hurting his "manhood" in that hotel in Colorado
  14. themadman24
    14. Posted by themadman24 Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:56 pm EDT

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    Eddy Curry once got hit in the eye with a two way a friend tossed to him and missed at least a week
  15. CubSuck
    15. Posted by CubSuck Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:57 pm EDT

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    How about M.J.'s ingrown toenail? (Am I imagining that? It was a very long time ago and I was quite young but I seem to remember M.J. missing a game due to an ingrown toenail)
  16. Ceaser
    16. Posted by Ceaser Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:04 pm EDT

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    Alot of ppl still seem to have some resentment for Pierce in that NBA Finals Game. If anything i'd carry resentment to Kobe Bryant who "guarded" him while he busted those 2 treys in his lip. Even played him for the drive the 2nd time like he walked to the locker room..... Dont forget the 6 or so Finals records the Celtics and Ray Allen now own... Thats why its no surprise to me that 75% of the Laker fans wanted to see the CAVALIERS last year and this year. The other 25% are actually real fans who want the vengeance of how that match ended.
    Oh and Kobe walked off the court without shaking Nash and Suns teams hand after blowing that 3-1 lead so LBJ is in good company there. The ring discussion...well LBJ's closest version to Shaq in his prime was maybe an oft injured Illgaskus(?)
  17. Ceaser
    17. Posted by Ceaser Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:04 pm EDT

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    Alot of ppl still seem to have some resentment for Pierce in that NBA Finals Game. If anything i'd carry resentment to Kobe Bryant who "guarded" him while he busted those 2 treys in his lip. Even played him for the drive the 2nd time like he walked to the locker room..... Dont forget the 6 or so Finals records the Celtics and Ray Allen now own... Thats why its no surprise to me that 75% of the Laker fans wanted to see the CAVALIERS last year and this year. The other 25% are actually real fans who want the vengeance of how that match ended.
    Oh and Kobe walked off the court without shaking Nash and Suns teams hand after blowing that 3-1 lead so LBJ is in good company there. The ring discussion...well LBJ's closest version to Shaq in his prime was maybe an oft injured Illgaskus(?)
  18. Alex
    18. Posted by Alex Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:06 pm EDT

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    Ira Newble - hospitalized for ingrown nose hair.
  19. irwin
    19. Posted by irwin Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:33 pm EDT

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    That injury of Perkins where a bed or something fell on his foot. Can't exactly remember.
  20. Zack
    20. Posted by Zack Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:37 pm EDT

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Whaley
    On early Sunday morning, December 11, 2005, Whaley and Jazz teammate Deron Williams were involved in a brawl with Denver Nuggets fans at a bar in the resort town of Park City, Utah. The fight began inside a bar when some Nuggets fans who recognised the two players and approached them and said they did not like the Jazz. The fight, which involved eight to 10 people, then spilled outside. Both provided false names to police officers investigating the incident, with Whaley giving his as "Bobby Williams". It was the same night that Whaley cut his hand on broken glass, a fact which he acknowledged, but denied it was from the fight. He later told Utah Jazz officials he cut it while confiscating a sharp kitchen knife away from his 2-year-old son. He later confessed he had made the story up, and subsequently as a result faced disciplinary action by the team for lying.
  21. Tony
    21. Posted by Tony Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    Any of these beat the Damon Stoudamire can't play cause he went through the airport metal detector with marijuana in tin foil.....twice. Check out "Everyday NBA" when you get a chance! http://everydaynba.blogspot.com/
  22. jeknight44
    22. Posted by jeknight44 Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:53 pm EDT

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    What about Brad Miller? When he was with the Kings: Miller missed several games after getting stitches to repair a gash on his finger. He sliced it while washing dishes in his own house, and no, I have no idea what a multi-millionaire athlete was doing hand-washing cups and plates. And couldn’t you come up with something just a little more manly, Brad, even if it was a large butcher knife? Everyone loves a good fight story or what about Jason Collins, I think he dislocated his elbow when his golf cart skidded out and tipped over!
  23. radybishop
    23. Posted by radybishop Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:05 pm EDT

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    What about Sprewell in I think 1999-2000? Broke his wrist saying he fell on his yacht, but actually did it by punching someone in the face.
  24. Walter E
    24. Posted by Walter E Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:06 pm EDT

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    How cud u forget LeBRAT SHAMES THE CHOKEN ONEs acute insomia from last season? He forgot what a handshake after games is for... Tha has to count for something right?
  25. Michael Anthony Pratt and his loyal army of transients
    25. Posted by Michael Anthony Pratt and his loyal army of transients Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    Didn't Gheorghe Muresan blow his hip out using the ab roller?

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