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Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:05 pm EST

Create-a-caption: Rubberband Man

By J.E. Skeets

Suns PF Amar'e Stoudemire(notes) shows off the new and improved hula hoop for photographers before his game against the Magic on Wednesday. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins Tiger Toys' Skip-It.

After the jump, LeBron, on bended knee.

Winner, memberofthepack4:
LeBron: "Crap! I don't have a ring!"
Powe: "Ay, man, don't worry, you can borrow mine."

Co-runner-up, Zack:
Varejao's jealousy is as obvious as Moon's over-acting ...

Co-runner-up, Ol' Leather Pumpkin:
Melas (off camera): "You guys are the worst Boys II Men cover band ever."

Related: Amar'e Stoudemire, Create-a-caption

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  1. Coach Isiah Thompson
    1. Posted by Coach Isiah Thompson Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:51 pm EST

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    "Practicing crane technique. When done right, no can defense!"
  2. Peter D
    2. Posted by Peter D Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:51 pm EST

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    "So THIS is that defensive positioning everyone keeps talking about.."
  3. luffy_kun
    3. Posted by luffy_kun Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:55 pm EST

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    Stop!... Hammertime!
  4. shadowdog87
    4. Posted by shadowdog87 Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:01 pm EST

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    "I'll tell you what's dead! Vaudeville! You know what killed it? The talking pictures, but you can still make it kid you just gotta have a gimmick. I for one am a tumbler, here watch my round off!" *cane appears and drags him away*
  5. jakew
    5. Posted by jakew Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:13 pm EST

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    Launching T-shirts just wasn't enough for the Suns!
  6. curtis
    6. Posted by curtis Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:17 pm EST

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    Little does Amar'e know his retina will be damaged for a third time after this giant rubber band snaps.
  7. Moris
    7. Posted by Moris Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:22 pm EST

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    Help! We've been robbed! Stop! Stop evildoers! Introducing super-stretching superhero Stretch Amar'estrong. Yes, Stretch Amar'estrong! Now stretching fun farther than ever before. He bends, he stretches, even ties a knot, but always returns to his original shape. How does he do that? He's been doing that since he was a kid. Stretch Amar'estrong from Kerr Toys. Who else?
  8. Mike M
    8. Posted by Mike M Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:24 pm EST

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    "The cheerleader's unannounced return to the floor resulted in three weeks on the DL for Amare...and the construction of a small memorial in Section Z, Row 20, Seats 4, 5 and 6."
  9. gimper09
    9. Posted by gimper09 Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:27 pm EST

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    Before he enters a game, Amare Stoudemire makes sure he's ready to jump
  10. AllThatJazz
    10. Posted by AllThatJazz Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:31 pm EST

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    Amar'e, getting ready for his fair share of the proposed 100,000 prostitutes that'll be at the All-Star Game, gets the remarkable Phoenix Suns training staff to stretch out his Vas Deferens for some masterful displays of ball control.
  11. Gian C. (7SoM)
    11. Posted by Gian C. (7SoM) Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:34 pm EST

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    "This thing's holding me back like Terry Porter!"
  12. Benjamin
    12. Posted by Benjamin Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:38 pm EST

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    ma look! no hands!
  13. alka
    13. Posted by alka Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:38 pm EST

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    Yo-yo man Tommy Smothers demonstrates his famous "walk the ballhog" maneuver.
  14. S C
    14. Posted by S C Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:41 pm EST

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    Wild as the taliban
  15. alka
    15. Posted by alka Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:43 pm EST

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    byt the way, does "vas deferens" have anything to do with a "tas melas?"
  16. Joshua S
    16. Posted by Joshua S Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:47 pm EST

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    Tell Nash to hurry up with that water balloon, Dwight will be walking out of the tunnel any minute!
  17. tall john
    17. Posted by tall john Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:49 pm EST

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    Pre-game warm-ups haven't been the same since Richard Simmons left.
  18. Joshua S
    18. Posted by Joshua S Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:52 pm EST

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    Amare demonstrates the latest halftime craze: The Honky Flinging Contest
  19. Demetrius
    19. Posted by Demetrius Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:53 pm EST

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    Amare: Master Pai Mei, I will continue the training you have taught me to demolish the offense.
    (Voice in Amare's Head): Nonsense young Amare you forget DHoward is my main protege
    Amare: But do I have a chance to defeat him master?
    (Voice in Amare's Head): hahahahahahahaha (flings white beard) hhhmmmppphhh
  20. bAbel
    20. Posted by bAbel Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:10 pm EST

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    You saw Manu get that bat. Well, I'm about to catch the roadrunner.
  21. Will
    21. Posted by Will Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:13 pm EST

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    The new VRTD (Vision Recovery Training Device) at work.
  22. Joemama
    22. Posted by Joemama Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:23 pm EST

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    Wily Suns Trainer: "I am a rebound!"
    Amar'e: (sidesteps away vigorously)
  23. Brian Y
    23. Posted by Brian Y Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:24 pm EST

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    "You better stay in defensive position or I'm gonna let go"
  24. OG Warrior Fan
    24. Posted by OG Warrior Fan Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:44 pm EST

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    A'm'a'r'e' Stoudemire is caught trying to escape to the Knicks, but is caught by Steve Kerr's son, Thomas, the 1999 San Antonio Jr. Rodeo Champ.
  25. choy
    25. Posted by choy Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:46 pm EST

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    the Suns are literally trying everything to keep Amare in Phoenix, from offering a max contract to putting him on a rubber leash

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