Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:00 pm EST
So this is how you get away with the odd crab dribble — marry an NBA ref! Best caption/imaginary conversation of LeBron "proposing" last night wins a used corsage. Good luck, ladies and Jamario Moons.
After the jump, "How much wood would a Kaman chuck ..."
Winner, devin c:
Dat Glass.
Co-runner-up, banks:
"ARGH! I just Kaman my pants!"
Co-runner-up, AllThatJazz:
This is what the bizzaro Chris Andersen(notes) looks like ... balding, no tats and on a lotto team.
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Fantasy Insider: Pick 'n' Drop
Posted Nov 23 2009
Posted Nov 23 2009
Posted Nov 23 2009
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Ref: (silence)..... ok!
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LeBron: AAAAAAAAAAAAH...oomph!
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(giggling)
Leon Powe: He's got fame, fortune and talent, so I guess he can't complain too much...
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Nothing new.
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Leon Powe: Ay man don't worry you can borrow mine
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I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.
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Lebron: Dang ref, your bigger than im used to.
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Varejao: push... push...
Powe & Moon (gasp)
LeCrap: oh... [profane]..
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but don't let the facts get in the way of your delusions
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