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You gotta love Julia Lillis. Let's hope Fedor Emelianenko does after he sees this tribute. Julia may be the "Sarah Silverman" of MMA with references to getting rear-naked choked, full mounted, grounded and pounded and having junk in her face.  

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  1. Barry McCociner
    1. Posted by Barry McCociner Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:21 am EDT

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    She forgot the line where she still loves him even though brett rogers is gonna catch him with a lucky punch and ruin the mma mystique for all you fanboys.
  2. Robert C
    2. Posted by Robert C Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:21 pm EDT

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    Fedor seems to get no respect. Most people expect and want to see him lose this fight. I think some are mad that he did not sign with the UFC. If Michael Jordan signed with Addidas instead of Nike, would he still be considered the goat of NBA? I think so.
    Brett Rogers should already be an afterthought in Fedor's world.
    Yeah, he has a small chance of landing a KO punch, but so did 30 guys before him...and they all failed!
    Fedor by submission - Round 1.
  3. Instant Money
    3. Posted by Instant Money Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:43 pm EDT

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    Fedor wins by matee in the first round. Fedor, "say it, say it,SAY IT"..Brett Rogers, "MATEE"
  4. PaddyRite
    4. Posted by PaddyRite Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:07 pm EDT

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    Too bad for her he just got married, russian orthodox church and all!
  5. jayyolf1
    5. Posted by jayyolf1 Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:33 pm EDT

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    LMAO @ # 4 - Instant Money!!! Hell Yeah Bro!!! Fedor wins via "matee" in round 1, then goes on to win the Kumite!!! Frank Dux, FTW!!!
  6. Jesse
    6. Posted by Jesse Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:35 pm EDT

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    Did I need anymore proof that women are not funny?
  7. WORM
    7. Posted by WORM Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    Barry, did you lose money on a Fedor fight, or are you just a hater?
  8. Barry McCociner
    8. Posted by Barry McCociner Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:33 pm EDT

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    Neither. It's MMA...anyone can land anything at any time. then its over. Maybe then you will realize that while MMA is entertaining to watch, it isnt some evolutionary sport that is gonna take over the world. All the skill in the world and you can get TODD DUFFEE'd by someone and bang its over.
  9. Frank Buster Barns
    9. Posted by Frank Buster Barns Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:19 am EDT

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    Brohawk will hit him so hard that his little Missy in red will have a-----------blank--- to graphic S0 use your imagination!
  10. Sandman
    10. Posted by Sandman Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:41 am EST

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    Let’s just hope Rogers has SOME form of take down defense or ground-game (so the bout will be at least competitive). Arlovski can grapple very well and he has a good stand-up game (great for heavy weights); his only problem is that glass chin. I guess a bunch of questions will be answered in the Rogers fight.
    Personally I’d rather see Overeem fight, but we all know he is roided out in Japan. Too bad.
  11. WORM
    11. Posted by WORM Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:10 am EST

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    so, you guys are saying there arent ever lucky shots in other sports? What it comes down to, Fedor is the best, hence no slipups or anything. Good gameplanning, following the instructions put out by the corner, above average striking, HW BJJ. Honestly, do you guys think Rogers boxing is on the level of AA? AA probly has the fastest hands in the HW division, the only reason he hung with Fedor at all. But, we all know AA doesnt have the required KO power that you need to beat the bigger HW's, much less the best in the world.
  12. Barry McCociner
    12. Posted by Barry McCociner Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:41 pm EST

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    I didnt know that...can you link me to the proof so I dont have to just assume it?
  13. Barry McCociner
    13. Posted by Barry McCociner Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:43 pm EST

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    ok worm, that is all well and good, but lets say rogers lands a haymaker right off the bat. Do you deny that rogers could possibly end the fight with a 15 second knockout?
  14. WORM
    14. Posted by WORM Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:06 pm EST

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    not at all, i dont deny either that fedor could land one on rogers chin, or choke him out just as quick and easy as well. How many fights did Tyson end in that amount of time? Come on dude, what do you have against MMA? Not to mention, i dont care if MMA takes over the world, its entertaining to me. Why do you get on these blogs? More than likely, for some personal kind of entertainment. And assume what?
  15. Théodore
    15. Posted by Théodore Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:00 pm EST

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    I'm failing russian but I'm pretty sure it's F-ye-dor. Never mind though.
    kill zuffa, that's all.
  16. Vadim
    16. Posted by Vadim Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:23 pm EST

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    Technically it sounds more like "fyu-der". And both Barry and WORM present solid points.
    Lets face it, Fedor is the best for a reason. Anyone who says he hasn't proven himself should look at his fights over the past years. It's true Rogers could pull a Duffee(LOL) and just break fedor's face 20 seconds into the fight. but the fact of the matter is, Fedor has the overall advantage. If everything goes according to plan, Fedor wins, hands down. the only way Rogers can go wrong is if fedor makes a mistake that he can capitalize on. If both men execute their game plan perfectly, Fedor will win. It's going to take an act of god or a big mistake by Fedor (rare) to win this fight for Rogers.
  17. First L
    17. Posted by First L Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:58 pm EST

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    I wonder how much CBS paid her for that.
  18. KJ-MMA Armchair
    18. Posted by KJ-MMA Armchair Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:11 am EST

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    I still maintain there are no funny lady stand up comedians. There's a few good lady skecth comedians, but even they are few and far between.
    This'll sound completely sexist, but women just can't do stand up comedy.
  19. Fred
    19. Posted by Fred Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:05 pm EST

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    Good effort. I thought it was funny but a bit long

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