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Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:00 pm EDT

Former UFC star making the transition to adult films

By Steve Cofield

After threatening the President, "terrorizing" chicks, escaping felony assault charges for a San Diego streetfight, getting fired by the UFC and Bellator and brawling at Las Vegas gay nightclub, what else could shock us about Jon Koppenhaver? The former UFC fighter who officially changed his name to War Machine says on his MySpace page that he's making the transition to adult films.

You don't think he's serious? He also posted a video this morning featuring a derriere waxing. Now that's dedication!

Machine was a cast member on sixth season of "The Ultimate Fighter." 

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  1. U-Mahoo
    1. Posted by U-Mahoo Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:26 pm EDT

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    That fool's crazy...
  2. Paul
    2. Posted by Paul Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:47 pm EDT

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    when i read the article on Twitter, i was almost sure it was Don Frye.. haha, just kidding. that is crazy though.
  3. Instant Money
    3. Posted by Instant Money Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:47 pm EDT

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    Dick Delaware would be proud, if he wasn't in a street corner somewhere shivering and dope sick. War machine always needed to work on his ground-n-pound.
  4. Dylan G
    4. Posted by Dylan G Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:52 pm EDT

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    Wow what a douche.... Someone thinks they have a big d***
  5. zachrhoads09
    5. Posted by zachrhoads09 Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:19 pm EDT

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    well dylan we all know that what you look for when you watch porn in your mothers basement
  6. Robert C
    6. Posted by Robert C Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:06 pm EDT

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    Well, good for him. Not sure he realizes you can't fight and f*$k forever. But I doubt War Machine thinks of anything beyond a minute or two...
    But seriously, good for him. If you can make money doing what you enjoy, more power to ya. Just as long as you realize the risks involved...which we know War Machine does not.
  7. Hitman
    7. Posted by Hitman Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    joenameth54- or "pea shooter"
  8. Chocolat
    8. Posted by Chocolat Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    Hey talk all the crap you want, I'd do nothing but fight and bone for a living if I could too. You can call a man every name under the sun, but you can't take away the fact that he's getting more ass than you are.
  9. Jimmy D
    9. Posted by Jimmy D Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    next time weree gonne hear about war machine is gonna be on his twitter and it's gonna be something like this " [profane] I got the aids!!!!"
  10. jayyolf1
    10. Posted by jayyolf1 Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:26 pm EDT

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    What's this dumptruck gonna do when he gets too old to fight and fkkkk? WM, I can see your future career...........bagging groceries
  11. The Unsilent Majority
    11. Posted by The Unsilent Majority Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    ...wow
  12. Caligulus
    12. Posted by Caligulus Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:54 pm EDT

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    It's gonna be hard to get fights now that it's almost assured he'll have herpes. GROSS
  13. KJ-MMA Armchair
    13. Posted by KJ-MMA Armchair Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:21 pm EDT

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    I wonder if Whore Machine is still sponsored by Condom Depot.
  14. waatguy
    14. Posted by waatguy Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:22 pm EDT

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    what a monkey!
  15. Steve "The Hack" Cofield
    15. Posted by Steve "The Hack" Cofield Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:38 pm EDT

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    Incoming, HIV at 12'o clock.
  16. Adrian
    16. Posted by Adrian Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:39 am EST

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    "Former UFC star"?? my ass...more like former UFC Scrub...
  17. Sandman
    17. Posted by Sandman Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:36 am EST

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    Yep, Alcibiades vision of Eudemonia. Plato and Aristotle are such fools!
  18. event horizon
    18. Posted by event horizon Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:29 am EST

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    hhahahahahah Holy smokes....WM strikes again....What a tool....But me thinks Steve has some sort of weird fascination with this guy...Come to think of it he has an unhealthy fascination with Juni B..Too...Could steve be targeting these immature needy youth???? Hmmmm maybe we have a stalker of young men on our hands...
  19. joshua o
    19. Posted by joshua o Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:39 pm EST

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    How can u even call him a UFC star??? Useless worthless instead of checking him for roids there gonna have to test him for STDs and aids
  20. Diego d
    20. Posted by Diego d Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:14 pm EST

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    I already saw him get his ass waxed by Yoshida.
  21. mathiasmorciglio
    21. Posted by mathiasmorciglio Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:05 pm EST

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    Hard to fault a guy for just wanting to fight and f@$k....but I gotta admit WM is such a jack@ss he makes the noble proffesion of pornogrophy seem sleazy and tainted. Is there no limit to his douche baggery?
  22. Senator
    22. Posted by Senator Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:21 pm EST

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    damn how are we suppose to enjoy pornography when war machine is there grunting and being annoying
  23. Newly Ingalls
    23. Posted by Newly Ingalls Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:45 pm EST

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    Don't forget War Machine lost to Farm Boy Tommy Speer.
  24. zachrhoads09
    24. Posted by zachrhoads09 Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:08 pm EST

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    true but hes prolly banging his wife right now

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