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Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:32 pm EDT

C-a-C: 'What do you mean the all-you-can-eat buffet is closed?'

By Maggie Hendricks

Ben Rothwell may be ticked at when Steve Mazzagatti stopped his fight with Cain Velasquez, or maybe he's upset about the lack of Old Country and Hometown Buffets in the greater Los Angeles area. What do you think? Make your own caption in the comments, and read on for winners for our last create-a-caption.

First place: Even with his new and improved defense, Nate Marquardt is still a +2500 underdog to Anderson Silva.  -- AdamG

Second place: "So what kind of mileage can I get with this?... This IS a hybrid right?... I'm trying to be more Green." -- misterj

Third place: The survivors of Oceanic flight 815 find Nate Marquardt in a mysterious hatch while exploring the Island. -- MMAniac

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  1. wave f
    1. Posted by wave f Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:43 pm EDT

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    What do you mean I dont get to hit him!!! He just threw me around the ring like a ragdoll and beat me like a red headed stepchild and now i cant even get a turn??? Thats just wrong Mazzagatti!
  2. wave f
    2. Posted by wave f Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:45 pm EDT

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    If only the Extenze could have made him stay upright for a longer time.
  3. Adamn FooL
    3. Posted by Adamn FooL Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    I dont want a hug from you, Cain come over here.
  4. hookers4jesus
    4. Posted by hookers4jesus Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    what do you mean he ate my double whopper with cheese? thats not right!
  5. Beaver Fever
    5. Posted by Beaver Fever Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    Figaro, figaro, figaro
  6. RyanW
    6. Posted by RyanW Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:57 pm EDT

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    Why did you stop it?! I was just getting warmed up!
  7. Rob R
    7. Posted by Rob R Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:59 pm EDT

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    Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta HUG!
  8. Robert C
    8. Posted by Robert C Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    "I still have some unpummelled face, no way this should be stopped"
  9. Mark
    9. Posted by Mark Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    You lost big man......Deal with it No way you were going to win that fight .Stop cryin learn how to wrestle....
  10. Jmart
    10. Posted by Jmart Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    YO man you could have at least asked for my hair if you wanted it
  11. Selinsgrove Man
    11. Posted by Selinsgrove Man Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Cage fighters are psycopaths.
  12. Jeepstar
    12. Posted by Jeepstar Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    Steve: Slow down Ben, I always stop fights early so that one of you big sweaty men will get in my face... I likes!!
  13. Match
    13. Posted by Match Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    It's really disrespectful to rothwell and mma to Rothwell to talk about buffets and food.I dont see comments like this about basketball or football players.It seems your making a joke of the sport and a fighter.Id like to see Rothwell kick Maggie Hendricks in the head.This is a guy who dedicated his life to the sport and just had a bad night.
  14. Magic32
    14. Posted by Magic32 Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    Rothwell's reaction when he discovered that his normal latte purchased at Starbucks was switched to the new instant brand.
    "I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE!"
  15. Magic32
    15. Posted by Magic32 Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:24 pm EDT

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    Mazz: Now I will measure you for your sport coat. Please do not move Mr. Rothwell.
    Rothwell: I don't remember wearing a sport coat there, sir.
  16. odie1941
    16. Posted by odie1941 Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:24 pm EDT

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    "Maggie and Cofield still have jobs???"
  17. Magic32
    17. Posted by Magic32 Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:24 pm EDT

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    Mazz to the other guy: Look how easy it is to pummel Rothwell.
    Other guy: My turn! My turn!
  18. Buddy
    18. Posted by Buddy Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:26 pm EDT

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    Why did you have to tell ma? Damnit Im going to be grounded now!!!
  19. Instant Money
    19. Posted by Instant Money Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:30 pm EDT

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    "I said go on 3"
  20. Rob R
    20. Posted by Rob R Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:35 pm EDT

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    I agree, Match. He's got a little muffin top going, but it's not like he's Roy Nelson.
  21. tall john
    21. Posted by tall john Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:35 pm EDT

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    (whistle blows)
    Ben: WTF?.. Foul? There are no whistles for fouls in mma
    (whistle blows)
    Ben: A TECHNICAL FOUL?!! Holy S**T!!... This is rigged!!! Wait a sec... thats not Mazzi... thats Tim Donaghy! Hey Tim!... ure supposed to be reffing the Machida fight!!!!
  22. Phil M
    22. Posted by Phil M Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    Somtimes brothers got a hug man...(tear)
  23. Curly
    23. Posted by Curly Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    #5 - You get my vote.........Funny stuff.
  24. BNG
    24. Posted by BNG Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:30 pm EDT

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    Wait! I didn't get a chance to hit him harder than he's ever been hit before!
  25. Paul S
    25. Posted by Paul S Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:49 pm EDT

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    what do you mean the fight is over? When did it start?

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