Mon Dec 21 01:01pm EST
It's almost Christmastime, and regardless of whether you celebrate the holiday, you're probably on the hook for a gift or two. So we here at Devil Ball are here to help. All week, we'll be throwing some gift ideas your way to make sure your holidays remain bright and cheery. (And remember -- if you get a good gift, it's that much easier to sneak out of the house for a holiday round of golf.)
Today, we bring you an instant classic: The UroClub! A club that solves your restroom problems! If you haven't heard of this one, you're in for a treat!
The UroClub folks have a killer pitch: "You're coming up to the 3rd hole with no restroom in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go. What are you going to do?" Now, I've got a few questions about this particular pitch: first off, the third hole? Really? If you can't hold it that long, you don't need a UroClub, you need a medical exam. Second, no trees or bushes around? Where are you playing your golf, the Bonneville Salt Flats?
Anyway, that's nitpicking. The deal with the UroClub is simple -- you have to go, there's nowhere to go, so go in the UroClub. You can see the club's design and usage there at right; there's a key step missing from that diagram, but you can probably figure it out for yourself. (Hint: it's in the same key as a certain famous Saturday Night Live song involving a box.) One flaw: at the moment, as best I can tell, this appears to be for men only. Perhaps that's in the works for UroClub 2.0. Also, potential issue -- you probably don't want to put this club back in your bag without, uh, emptying it. It looks leakproof, but just to be sure ...
Got a suggestion for a good golfer gift? As you can tell, we're not going with the usual tees-and-golf-glove dullness. Hit us up at firstname.lastname@example.org with the goods!