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For LaDainian Tomlinson(notes), unlike oldies but still goodies Ricky Williams(notes) and Thomas Jones(notes), age has been a sorry traveling companion.

General deterioration and a long history of exhaustive workloads haven't been kind to the future Canton honoree. Nagging injuries are more frequent. Sluggish gains, once the exception, are now the norm. And weekly appearances in the statistical top 10 are a rarity.

Based on the 30-year-old's career-low 3.3 yards per carry average, it's clear the dominator has become the dominated. As a result, Vizio sales have plummeted, powder blue No. 21 jersey sales have stalled and owner ambivalence directed toward the popular first-round pick has increased.

But last week against a supposedly staunch Eagles frontline the emptying sands of the hour glass temporarily ceased. Philly, which had surrendered just 3.6 yards per carry to rushers over its previous five games entering the week, was gashed by the revitalized rusher for 96 yards and two scores, the second of which featured vintage explosion (Highlights here). For a day at least, the former fantasy king once again donned a jeweled crown.

Week 10's LT revival raises an interesting dilemma for the fantasy masses. With the trade deadline looming in several leagues, his owners and seekers are presented with the proverbial fork in the road, which raises the inevitable question: To trade or not to trade?

Below are perspectives from both sides of the LT ledger:

LT Buyers/Holders

Overview: This is a group comprised predominately of players whose playoff aspirations are hanging by a precarious thread. Most, hovering at or near .500, believe they are one marquee player away from creeping into the playoffs. By acquiring LT, they're hopeful their team's "last stand" will be slightly more successful than George Armstrong Custer's.

Purchase Plank: LT covers his body in Billy Idol's Age-Defying Wrinkle Cream (Seriously, at 53, the 80s rocker still looks 35), stiff-arming the eroding effects of Father Time. His soft immediate schedule brightens an otherwise gloomy long-term outlook. Though this week's matchup at Denver is uninspiring, his Week 12 and 13 clashes with KC and Cleveland respectively are very enticing. The Chiefs and Browns have yielded a combined 4.7 yards per carry, 170.2 total yards per game and 1.3 scores to rushers this season. Both rank in the top seven in fantasy points allowed to RBs. Buying on the bear never sounded so good.

Inspirational Quotes: From the San Diego Union-Tribune...

True as that may be, Turner also proclaimed, "We've got to continue to run the ball better."

Turner said yesterday he remains a believer Tomlinson is a viable runner, who simply needs more room to do so.

"It's not even fair to get into that evaluation," Turner said. "When I look at our tapes the last four weeks, when we've given him the opportunity to run, when we've had holes, LT has had good runs. He's had excellent runs. We just need to keep working to get him creases, to get him some running room."

"LT is going to get better looks in the running game," Turner said. "I think he'll have a good second half of the season."

Goal: Slip into the playoffs and pray Tomlinson can overcome difficult matchups at Dallas and home versus Cincinnati to prolong their virtual seasons.

LT Sellers

Overview: This is a group composed mostly of original investors. Peeved they shelled out top dollar for marginal production back in August, they're willing to unload the ancient back for a more dependable producer, though at a slashed price. In order to dress up the once-cherished brand name, they've sought the advice of Eva Longoria on how to appropriately deceive buyers with bright red lipstick, Stiletto heels and pushup bras.

Selling Point: The long-term consequences of not dealing LT are rather harsh. In Weeks 14 and 15, the Chargers back faces two defenses, Dallas and Cincinnati, which have mauled backs for most of the season. Combined, the ‘Boys and Bengals have surrendered a mere five touchdowns, 4.0 yards per carry and 83.9 rushing yards per game in 18 contests. Each ranks in the bottom 10 in fantasy points allowed to RBs (Dal: 9th, Cin: 5th). Combine that with concerns over the Bolts' horrendous run-blocking and emphasis on Philip Rivers'(notes) arm, and the urge to sell is insatiable. 

Inspirational QuotesFrom Yahoo!'s own Michael Silver...

Tomlinson undoubtedly hopes that Sunday can be a springboard for a strong second half of the season, a successful playoff run and a chance to continue his career in San Diego until he decides he's ready to step away. But the man is a realist – the Chargers seriously considered releasing him after last season before bringing him back with a restructured (but not reduced) contract, and there's no guarantee he'll return in 2010.

After the previous Sunday's stirring victory at Giants Stadium, Tomlinson sounded like a veteran who knew the finish line was near. "I've been through a lot in my career; it's hard work," Tomlinson told the Union-Tribune. "I don't want to say I'm coming to the end. But I don't know if I'll ever be in this stadium again. You cherish certain moments. That's one I'll remember forever."

Goal: Salvage whatever profit possible before the inevitable slide back into mediocrity occurs during the most critical time of the year.

Bottom line: A strong argument could be made for LT on either side of the ledger. Taking a specific stance is dependent on your team's current situation.

Though century-mark performances are unlikely, he should produce roughly 80-90 total yards with multiple scores leading up to fantasy's second season against the Chiefs and Chihuahuas. Conversely, his efforts at Dallas and versus Cincinnati during Rounds 1 and 2 will likely eliminate owners from championship contention, a cold reality.

As for this week, the expecting papa will likely be trampled by a Denver team determined to establish supremacy in the AFC West. On defense, the Broncos have played bend-don't-break football in recent weeks. Since Week 6, they've yielded only two rushing scores, but conceded 4.6 yards per carry and 165.5 total yards per game to tugboats. Due to the Chargers' inefficiencies in run-blocking, Elvis Dumervil(notes) and his 3-4 compadres should be able to plug ground gaps with minimal restriction.

In his first encounter with his intradivision nemesis, LT totaled 100 yards, but failed to puncture the end-zone. Numbers in the rematch won't be much different.

Week 11 Fearless Forecast (Lame): 20 carries, 73 rushing yards, 2 receptions, 13 receiving yards, 0 touchdowns, 8 fantasy points

If presented with the scenario above, what LT adventure do you choose: Buy/Hold or Sell? What's your Week 11 Fearless Forecast for the five-time Pro Bowl pick? In Billy Idol's massive catalogue of hits – and it is massive – what's your favorite tune (Noise: "Eyes Without a Face" by a mile)? Is Eva Longoria really that hot? Discuss below.

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  1. Johnny B
    1. Posted by Johnny B Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:05 pm EST

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    I just bought for the price of Percy Harvin and Devery Henderson.
  2. GuitarMark
    2. Posted by GuitarMark Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:14 pm EST

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    Rebel Yell. Totally.
    I've never owned LT. I never drafted early enough when he was the man, and the past few years I've just never picked him. In 06 I drafted 1st twice, but went with Adrian Peterson both times, and didn't regret it.
  3. Kevan M
    3. Posted by Kevan M Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:14 pm EST

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    Eva Longoria IS that hot.
    If I owned LT, I'd sell him ASAP and find someone with more playoff power (Think Beanie Wells who has STL and DET in playoffs)
    Get some Value after a big performance and watch him fall away into oblivion. Sure he'll have a few more good games in has career, but he's no longer a fantasy stud.
  4. Crono
    4. Posted by Crono Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:14 pm EST

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    I'm currently in trade to get Sproles for McNabb (have Kurt Warner) in a PPR league.
    Sproles is magic and lightning, but he doesn't get enough carries. Are they afraid he might break?
  5. Jamie B
    5. Posted by Jamie B Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:15 pm EST

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    Eva Longoria is very Hot, and LT will be very Not just when you need him most... in the playoffs. The only way I would trade to acquire LT right now is if I ONLY needed him for weeks 12 and 13 and could afford the roster spot to bench him every other week.
  6. Mike B
    6. Posted by Mike B Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:25 pm EST

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    I`m holding him. I`ve got Rice, Grant, Slaton and Wells to pick up the slack in the playoffs.
  7. darrendayetrottier@...
    7. Posted by darrendayetrottier@... Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:30 pm EST

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    1. Hold
    2. Fallen Leaf
    3. Eva is an Ironing Board in the Sack
  8. hutch
    8. Posted by hutch Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:31 pm EST

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    Eva Longoria is like buttah...I just want to spread her over everything. Im all verklempt. Discuss.
  9. jordanaljoe16
    9. Posted by jordanaljoe16 Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:32 pm EST

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    i sent him and benson for MJD, romo and the hooch
  10. Nick P
    10. Posted by Nick P Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:36 pm EST

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    Maybe you could get a stiff like Hightower for him.
  11. Lindner
    11. Posted by Lindner Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:39 pm EST

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    I traded LT for Sidney Rice, and I couldn't be happier.
  12. Krispe
    12. Posted by Krispe Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:40 pm EST

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    Seventh!!!! lol I had the wonderful adventure of being indecisive and drafting Steven JAckson and LT at the turn of the first round. (Scary Right?) Jackson has come on as a must start so thats good. But my Rb2 i have been juggling LT, PT Ryan Grant and other hot waiver pickups..I missed LT's big game last week by starting PT and getting a weak 5 pts from him. Question is now who to start this week. I had LT in but reading this article reminds me of LT's woes.
    WILL THE REAL LT PLEASE STAND UP?
    ANY ADVISE ON WHO TO START AT RB2? LT, PT or Ryan Grant
  13. Krispe
    13. Posted by Krispe Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:42 pm EST

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    oh and #9 LT and benson for MJD romo and Hooch? WTF league lets that happen
  14. KB
    14. Posted by KB Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:43 pm EST

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    I don't buy that that's Eva with no make-up..... look at the nostrils. Maybe I just don't want to believe it.
  15. Joe P
    15. Posted by Joe P Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:45 pm EST

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    Evan's fantasy numbers make him the sexier Longoria by a mile. Eva's overrated.
  16. Scott E
    16. Posted by Scott E Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:53 pm EST

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    Cradle of Love, mostly for the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24FT3u-lhg4
    But I had no interest in LT2 in the draft or all season. I'm avoiding that mess.
  17. Santa Claus
    17. Posted by Santa Claus Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:53 pm EST

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    I traded for LT a couple weeks ago for LeSean McCoy and Visanthe Shiancoe (the other guy had Westbrook). I obviously liked the production this past week. I'm going to play him against KC and CLE and see how he looks going into the playoffs. With D Williams, Slaton, and Beanie Wells on my roster I have options. He's definitely not the same LT we loved from years past, but I think he still has some gas in the tank. I also think the Chargers are going to make the playoffs, and LT is going to need to help them get there.
    Eva Longoria is HOT! How did Perry Hilton ever get her in the sack?
  18. Mr. Williams
    18. Posted by Mr. Williams Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:55 pm EST

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    Was that really Eva Longoria-Parker without makeup in that picture?
  19. Sean
    19. Posted by Sean Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:00 pm EST

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    I traded bradshaw and giants steve smith for him and sims-walker a while back. I have mendenhall and CJ so I can afford to play the match ups and then sit him. Eva has the biggest camel toe ever. She is NOT that hot. No comment on Billy Idol. . . Okay i'll go with white wedding.
  20. kolby r
    20. Posted by kolby r Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:07 pm EST

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    I drafted Cedric Benson later on in the draft seeing potential but jumped at a chance to get LT hopeing that when he came back from his early season injury he would be his explosive self. So I traded straight up Cedric for LT. He has been dissappointing but I think his show against the eagles really revitalizes my hopes and I have AP as my number 1 back so I am going to hold on to him and hope for a great 2nd half to the season.
  21. Brian N
    21. Posted by Brian N Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:16 pm EST

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    I am in a 14 team league and drafted pretty well to have Pierre Thomas and Ray Rice and traded LT last week for a hopefully a resurgent Steve Slaton (flex spot). I'm hoping he will find a cure for his fumblitis and pay off in the playoffs since he is going up against SEA, STL and MIA where LT is going up against DAL, CIN and TEN.
    Good trade or bad trade?
  22. Zach
    22. Posted by Zach Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:19 pm EST

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    I sold 12:19:00 PM for mendenhall after the good/bad performances Week 10. What do you guys think?
  23. byook def
    23. Posted by byook def Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:22 pm EST

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    Fearless Forecast forsees "Flesh for Fantasy" formidably finishing first.
  24. WB
    24. Posted by WB Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:26 pm EST

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    Props for the "Choose Your Own Adventure" reference. What an awesome series of books. If my fantasy season was an option on a page in a CYOA book, it would be "If you jump into the pit of snakes, turn to p. 67."
  25. Jeremy P
    25. Posted by Jeremy P Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:30 pm EST

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    Evans, Would you play Snellings for Forsett as your RB3 this week?

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