Lost in the madness of the World Cup draw outcome was the madness of the World Cup draw itself. Now that we've had some time to digest the groups that were selected and come to terms with the tragedies they contain, let's look back on some of the oddities within the show.
Ballin' Sepp Blatter's arrival
Although, it was better than when he showed up to the Ballon d'Or gala with Gerard Depardieu.
Marta and Bebeto having to stand on stage and watch an armadillo dance
Note the forced smiles of two people who don't want to be standing on stage while the whole world watches them watch a mascot dance like it's at a renaissance fair. The only thing worse for them would be...
Doing Bebeto's iconic baby rocking goal celebration with said mascot
The armadillo just ruins it.
Vicente Del Bosque presenting the World Cup trophy like he was handing over a hostage
There's a good chance he's giving back a fake and the real one is being used as a paper weight for the magazines onRead More »from The strangest moments of the 2014 World Cup draw