Taiwanese animation of Stanley Cup Final bloody insane (Video)

Hey, remember when Tuukka Rask wasn’t wearing his pads and Brent Seabrook shot the puck through his chest and there was blood everywhere and the blood sprayed in the air and the Chicago Blackhawks won Game 4?

No? Luckily, the mad geniuses at Next Media Animation are back to perfectly capture the 2013 Stanley Cup Final between the Blackhawks and the Boston Bruins, complete with Marian Hossa getting attacked by racoons. Here’s the Chinese version with English subtitles:

Here’s the just English version for boring people:

Boston Bruins fans as lobster-throwing zombies? Hey, we thought this was supposed to be hyperbole!

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