Peyton Manning is committed to Denver for the next five years (or at least as committed as an NFL contract makes someone), so he was going to need a place to live. That problem is solved quite nicely by the home pictured above.
According to the Denver Post, Peyton purchased the modest shanty for $4,575,000. It reminds me a lot of my place, except it's a bazillion times bigger, was decorated by an adult with taste, and doesn't smell like whatever horrific cabbage nightmare the whackjob down the hall is cooking. Also, it's a house, and he owns it.
Peyton's new crib is over 16,000 square feet with seven bathrooms. It has an elevator, a media room, a billiards room and a "safe room," which I think is just a padded room full of people repeating "It's OK, you're better than Tom Brady" over and over again.
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