As the video asks, how does Arizona coach Rich Rodriguez end a summer camp? Apparently with a soapy homemade slip ‘n slide (emphasis on the soap).

Rodriguez, tight ends/special teams coach Charlie Ragle and director of player personnel Matt Dudek all took to the slide to show off their slippery moves. Both Rodriguez and Dudek had a hard time getting all the way across the slide, which is actually kind of strange since you’d think inertia would have propelled them all the way across.

See, Dr. Saturday isn’t just football, it’s physics, too.

Oregon RB De'Anthony Thomas (USA Today Sports Images)Phil Steele's annual college football preview has become the go-to book for serious college football fans, and the unveiling of his All-America team is a sign the season is getting closer.

Steele's All-America team doesn't produce a whole lot of surprises, which is fine. Perhaps one could argue why De'Anthony Thomas is ahead of Ka'Deem Carey or Todd Gurley at running back, or why Cyrus Kouandijo couldn't break into the top two tackles, but as one would imagine he made good selections all around.

While a simple "no" to the University of Alabama probably would have sufficed, top running back recruit Elijah Hood made it pretty clear he doesn't want any more mail from the Crimson Tide.

Hood, from Charlotte, N.C., is a top running back recruit, ranked third among running backs by Rivals and 13th overall in the class of 2014. He wanted to get rid of some recruiting letters Alabama sent him, and what better way than to flush them down the toilet and post a Vine video of it to Twitter? (Click here to see the Vine video.)

That can't be good for the plumbing.

(Getty)Once Gordon Gee's controversial comments came to light, it was fair to wonder how his tenure at Ohio State would end up.

Even if he was joking, remarking that you "can't trust those damn Catholics" and wondering if SEC students can read is not a good look for a college president – and it wasn't the first time some off-the-cuff remarks got him in some trouble. After many apologies, and canceling a commencement speech at a local Catholic high school, Gee announced he would retire on July 1.

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This offseason we will count down various topics from Monday through Friday, bringing you the top five of the important and definitely some not so important issues in college football. It's the Doc Five, every week until we will thankfully have actual games to discuss.

GREATEST COLLEGE PLAYERS WITH QUIETEST NFL CAREERS

NO. 4, KEN DORSEY

This is a tough list to pare down to five names, so we had to make some decisions. And one was that system guys wouldn't make the cut.

Andre Ware, Danny Wuerffel and Hawaii quarterbacks like Colt Brennan and Timmy Chang aren't making it. We kind of understand why they put up great college numbers and didn't make it in the NFL (don't the Lions wish they had figured it out back in 1990, when they made Ware the seventh pick of the draft). They put up monster numbers in a scheme that fit them perfectly. And also, we're leaving off a couple of Nebraska quarterbacks. Tommie Frazier is universally loved, and everyone understands that the offense he played in and some health issues kept him from the NFL.

In the case of Eric Crouch, we feel like Miami's Ken Dorsey was simply a better college quarterback.

Dave Doeren must get bored in the offseason.

Last season with Northern Illinois, the school started a series called “Doeren Discovers” where the coach went around the Chicago area doing random things like singing at Wrigley Field and skydiving and documenting it for Northern Illinois.

Well, this year, Doeren, the new N.C. State coach, is doing something similar in Raleigh with “Dare Coach D.” In the first episode of this web series, the softball team “dares” Doeren to come out to practice with them.

He takes some batting practice, swings and misses a lot, and then finally hits what we’re all led to think is a homerun. We don’t actually see it go over the fence. And really, Doeren, a grown man in decent shape, shouldn’t exactly be celebrating a homerun in a park that’s 200 feet to any fence. That’s just weak sauce.

I like the idea of “Dare Coach D” because it opens up a world of possibilities. I dare Coach D to TP Roy Williams’ house. Or how about daring Coach D to go to a strip club

New UCLA Bruin Eddie Vanderdoes (Rivals.com)

The long, strange recruiting journey of Eddie Vanderdoes has come to an end. Maybe. Probably.

Vanderdoes, a Rivals five-star defensive lineman from Auburn, Calif., originally made a verbal commitment to USC. As Lane Kiffin’s 2012 campaign went off the rails, Vanderdoes was one of the many recruits who reopened his recruiting. On signing day this February, the big man chose Notre Dame and signed his national letter of intent (NLI).

Done deal? Not quite. Last month rumors started to swirl that Vanderdoes was getting cold feet about reporting to South Bend in June with the rest of the freshmen. A possible alternative was UCLA, which was one of his finalists back in February. Things remained pretty cryptic, with Vanderdoes saying he “would come out with a statement soon.”

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As the Houston Cougars prepare to play their first season in the American Athletic Conference (né the Big East), they’ll need to recover from the loss of 2012’s top receiver.

According to the Houston Chronicle, wideout Dewayne Peace was ruled academically ineligible and is no longer with the team. Peace led the Cougars with 54 catches and 603 yards.

This has been a tough offseason for head coach Tony Levine, who also lost leading rusher Charles Sims. Sims originally declared he was returning for his senior season, only to depart the Cougar program after getting his degree. His future is a little murky, as he could enter the NFL supplemental draft or transfer to a different school (Texas Tech has been rumored).