The National Football League has recognized that players spinning the ball after scoring a touchdown is a threat to our way of life. In Major League Baseball, Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Yasiel Puig has become a flashpoint for an endlessly tedious debate over celebration etiquette.
Over in the genteel world of tennis, though, world No. 1 Novak Djokovic can dance to Daft Punk's Get Lucky with the Rogers Cup's tennis-ball mascot after winning his second-round match on Tuesday ... and everyone clues in that it's entertainment. How are people supposed to watch sports without fauxrage being forced upon them?
That is why they call him the Joker.
Meantime, Tuesday was a landmark day for Canadian tennis, and here's hoping it continues.
Neate Sager is a writer for Yahoo! Canada Sports. Follow him on Twitter @neatebuzzthenet. Please address any questions, comments or concerns to firstname.lastname@example.org.